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Sunday, March 19th, 2006
6:49 pm	FLO-RID-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Sooooooooooooooo this spring break was the best ever had...well until next year of course! We went to florida and me, anni, and mattison stayed at Anni's beautiful house in West Palm mean while miley, courtney, casey, and lisa were stationed at mileys awesome plantation house in Vero Beach! So I'm just calling myself out, I was probably the most hardcore out of everyone because I was either drunk, wicked fucking high, or both for the entire 6 days we were present in everyday 80 degree fucking weather florida! I wasn't fucking around, I mean SHIT, I'm on vacation BITCHES! I was drinking, smoking, and eating some delicious ass food at both anni and miley's. Parents trying to fatten us all up, they might have succeeded lol or I just need to get my ass on a treadmill or something...HA! J/K! Whatever fucking excellent beer (corona & coors), mudslides, margaritas, ounces upon ounces of fucking pot, eggs, strawberrys & whip cream, homemade pizza, cheese burgers, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and fucking corn bread! Like are you even kidding me, now I know one niggah that is absolutely not passing that shit up, and that niggah is me! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! So the first day we head up to mileys we chill out by the pool and obviously I just get fucking tanked, drinking, smoking, lying on the diving board getting all nice and black. So we decide to go to target to bathing suit shop, I was the ONLY one wasted at target, no biggie! I grabbed like 5 things, sprinted to the dressing room, tried everything on, didn't even look at it or ask for an opinion, went to the cash register and purchased $70+ god damn dollars worth of stuff that I didn't even know looked good on me! Now if that isn't classifed as MAJORLY RETARDED I don't know what really is! Everyone was like "Sweet India find some stuff you liked or what?" Hahaha good thing I liked everything after I tried it on for a second time when I got back to mileys. Everyone was like sweet India so you are the epidemy of joke! I was like "YES, I WIN ALWAYS!" Another sweet India moment was when miley invited all of her friends over to party and we were all passing around a blunt, a phattie, ya know chillin. So the blunt gets to me and I see miley talking to someone thinking it's a friend and whatever right? I'm just sucking on this big ass phattie, no bigs. Until he looks over at me (India's still smoking the blunt), and people are like trying to get my attention (mattison actually made eye contact with me but I still didn't get it) being like India walk away, put that shit down. And so I looked over again and oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiittttt miley was talking to a motha fucking 5-O bitches, yeah that's right I smoked a BLIZUNT right in front of the damnnnnnnnn PO-LICE, no bigs, and he didn't doooooooo shit! I was like "WHAT UP NIGGGAAAAAAAHHHHH, YOU WON' A HITTTT!" hahaha nah j/k! Oh yeah the other funny thing, we only smoked just ya know three ounces of weed while all 7 of us were together, in three fucking days! An ounce a day! Like are you kidding with me!? And did we stop smoking after that and learn our lesson....OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HEEEEEELLLLLLLLZZZZZZ NNNAAAAAHHHHHHH! We all just had a fucking blast with each other, and were all basically everyday like "How are we even here, what are our lives, and why are they so fucking amazing right now?" OH! Random! Even Ari and Tess were in floirda and they fucking came and hung out with us at mileys house and then anni's too! Obviously all of the fucking cool VIP playas were in florida this spring break, no damn biggie! And that is just a taste of what Spring Break of '06 was like! Good times, alcohol, pot, and good company, thats all you need baby, that's alllllllllllll I'm sayin! HAHA! I GOOOTTTTTTTTT MINNNNNEEEEEE! Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: Temperature~Sean Paul (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 5th, 2006
10:15 pm	List of Jan. 26th Events! Beginning: ~4 Classes (Shittiest deal ever!) ~High through last two classes! ~Receiving a b-day package from my mother of really pretty jewelry! ~Had two beers before leaving for Unos ~Alcohol at Unos: cosmacosi shot, towering tea, peach cosmapolatin, and a sex on the beach! ~Feeling pretty good after Unos! ;-) ~Go back to my room and have 3 more beers, 3 buttery nipple shots, and smoked a lot of grass! ~Public Safety's finest Paul Meed dropping by for a little chat to a room that was filled with alcohol, under age drinkers, and lots of weed that was out on my desk that he saw! ~Then to Sportys we walked! ~I was accompanied by Anni, Chabot, Cheryl, Erin, and Maranda! ~Everyone was there though, I knew everyone there, or at least I thought I did, and everyone was saying happy b-day so I guess they knew who I was! HAHA! ~John Szpack slapping my ass like a pimp (which I enjoyed, not gonna lie!)! ~Getting a hug and happy b-day from Jake (hottest piece of ass ever!)! ~Had a dance off to Billy Jean with some girl (I don't remember, but everyone informed me that she got served!)! ~Max buying me a sex on the beach and Mike buying me a long island! ~Drinking out of a random beer pitcher! ~And after Sportys I was kinda down for the count! (y'all know!)! ~Anyway I passed out at 4 in the morning so proud of myself that I didn't puke! OOH WAIT! That's right, that's because I woke up at 7 in the morning by nausea and puked 4 times and couldn't lay down for 2 hours! It was around 2pm that I could physically lie down and was able to take a nap, then I woke up at 4:30pm and was cleaned up, showered, fed, and ready to fucking go by 5:30 and started drinking again! YAY! ~And cheers to me being a fucking champ and tank (lol be sure to keep track of all the alcohol listed in this entry!) But I pretty much drank from thursday to monday (sweet 5 day drinking/smoking binge=ahhhhhhhhhh college!)cause it was Liz's b-day on monday! THE END! Current Mood: chipper Current Music: GRILLZ~Nelly (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
5:11 pm	JANUARY 26th BABY! Watch out now! Ummmmmmmmmmm so I'm turing 21 next thursday and I'm so freaking excited that it's really hard to exist right now! The first weekend of being back at the Wheat, what more could I frikin' chicken ask for!? Well I could ask for my abroad friends to still be in the states to celebrate with me, but that would be just too perfect and my head would probably explode, sooooooooo hey can't win'em all! It's probably going to be the biggest shitshow of everyone's SWEET ASS LIFE! I'll probably be wearing my Team Sweet Life T-shirt the entire weekend cause my ass will be CRUNKED for about 72 hours! And wearing my newly manufactured TSL, Inc. t-shirt will obviously be appropriate for such an occasion! This saturday I'm going up to Orono to partaaaaayyyyyyy w/Joshwaaaaaahhhhh, mah J-town! This will be me prepping for the week/weekend I have ahead of me! YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY 21! I've been waiting sooo long and patiently for you, see you THURSDAY FUCKER! Jam of the Day!~HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA! MIKE JONES, MIKE JONES! I'm looking for a dime that's top of the line!~ PEACE..........and I'm out! Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: MIKE JONES! (Comment on this)
Monday, November 21st, 2005
2:42 pm	A Superb Weekend! Highlights of the Weekend (sources: Myself from what I can remember & others): ~Making t-shirts for Harry Potter. ~The Midnight showing of Harry Potter. ~Purchasing an outfit (shirt, pants, over garment, jewelry) at Rue 21 for under $30. ~Losing my pay check from Wilsons on the ground at the Wrentham Outlets and having a random associate from Lenox find it and return it to my store for me! ~Classy & a lil sassy DINING at Catina's in Boston for Chabot's 21st b-day, in which a poem was read by Fabiola Jimenez and the best line was "DUH...at least you don't have Clamidia!" A rap was busted out by Lauren Salter, and a song was sung by Olivia McMaster. ~Maranda talking about her wedding only costing a "G." ~Purchasing the best piece of oreo cake ever from Mike's Pastry. ~Smoking a bowl in non-moving Boston traffic. ~Maranda mooning Liv's vehicle filled w/the other half of friends. ~Getting back at 11:45pm and taking numerous shots before the dance and gulping down a glass of wine! ~Going to the dance and seeing Liz Campbell shake her money maker and just go crazy! ~Jamming my finger so hard into like a person's body, while dancing so crazy, and still having it hurt till this day! ~Having Max randomly show up to Katelyn & LJ's room and having it be the most awkward/funny situation ever. He was totally hitting on katelyn openly, talking about him balding already, and talking about how he got the shit kicked out by three black kids in Okalahoma! Then he was like lets play the laughing game, and we were all like "What!?" It was probably the most ridiculous thing ever, but I couldn't stop laughing! ~So Saturday day I did absolutely nothing, and then saturday night rolls around, and we're all like yeah it's gonna be an early night, we'll get some sleep, it's gonna be great. UMMMMMMMMMMMM, at the point where we purchase two 30 racks and some yager was probably the appropriate point to stop KIDDING OURSELVES! So yeah, we all got sooooooooo drunk that even Liz Campbell was like, "I've never seen any of you so drunk in my entire life." We were so fucking hardcore saturday night it wasn't even funny. We finished off both 30 racks, because we played flip cup for like 3 hours, and we were also taking yager shots periodically throughout the evening as well! All that alcohol between like 8 or 10 people, like are you even JOKING! On the floor I was indeed! ~Things I didn't remember that people informed me about: Chocolate sauce was being licked off peoples arms, apparently me and elise were one of those duos, a lot of grinding I guess, breaking one of katelyn chabot's shot glasses that I had just bought her for her b-day! Feeding our mascot Karl Sunshine some beer! Laying on the floor for an hour before going to bed, calling Josh! Having water spilled on my crotch! Taking the blue gym mats people use to lie down to do crunches and hitting people with them! Falling over a chair backwards or something! ~Sunday we all felt like death and didn't even realize how saturday night happened, we only realized that it happened, that it took place sometime lol! ~Everyone had their top "A" games once again! Oh the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget! I love my life. Current Mood: optimistic Current Music: Seasons of Love~Rent (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, November 18th, 2005
1:35 pm	HARRY POTTER! Last night was a fantabulous night, not gonna lie! I've never really been into Harry Potter until I met my silly roommate. But seeing her get so excited over it, well it was just extremely contagious and I just had to be excited with her. I think I'm going to actually try to read all the books sometime when I have a large amount of spare time on my hands, which is usually never, but whatevs! So we made these sweet t-shirts, I actually did a bang up job on mine, w/my hidden artistic talents, haha yeyahhhhhhhh! So we get there at like 10pm, get our VIP seating, since we're there like 2 hours before the movie starts. So then we go out to this little cafe area that the movie theater had and played a lil phase 10 since we had some time to kill. So me and Chabot were on a team, obviously the winning team, always, DUH! But for some reason with EC being the score keeper and we being on phase 4, we were losing for some reason, after going out like 3 times in a row, she was trying to sabotage us, I know it! Anyway 11:15pm rolls around and 2 buses roll in, so everyone starts freaking out and wants to go back to our seats! So we're sittin, chattin, saying hi to like the entire wheaton campus, cause we were all definitely there! Then at 12am on the dot we scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATELYN CHABOT!" haha it was great! So the movie beginsssssssssss and you can hear Elise scream of course. It didn't even feel like two and half hours, it was 2:30am by time it was done, I wanted more god damn it!(BTDUBS~fabs slept through most of it, don't worry!)Coming out of the movie theater, we lose Elise and Liv, but thats only because Elise is running up to people screaming, "WASN'T THAT SO GOOD?! AHHHH!" HAHA! Well something of that sorts, silly girl! So we get back to campus, and don't worry there's no parking in Haas, so we all have to effing park in Meadows and walk in the 10 below freezing cold to get back to our dorms. But that doesn't keep us from screaming, jumping around, and taking pictures of Team Sweet Life in Harry Potter form! We basically woke up the entire Wheaton campus, but we obviously couldn't help it, we were just filled with so much excitement, it just could not be contained. Then walking back to our rooms in Beard, we see this girl in a study room at like 3 in the frikin morning, some people's lives are just the worst, while ours are the best! I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles! So YAY for Harry Potter, & YAY for the birthday festivities that will be this evening! Current Mood: excited Current Music: I'M SO EXCITED! (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
1:04 pm	TEAM SWEET LIFE AT OUR PRIME! The creation of Team Sweet Life is probably the best idea that anyone ever had...God Bless Courtney Riley for introducing me to such a magnificant phrase! So basically Team Sweet Life is filled with members of individuals with ridiculously cool, sweet lives, obviously RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!? Team Sweet Life are also founders of pretty sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ideas, so don't worry, we're making T-shirts that say Team Sweet Life on them, and obviously wearing these t-shirts in public will make us the coolest people ever. On the back of these t-shirts will be a word describing how we are portrayed in the crizew and ending with friend, for example I'm "The Loading Friend," since I'm always like, "What?" "What's going on?" I'm always loading the info. of the conversation so it takes me a little longer to catch up, yeah, I'm kinda special lol. Fabs is known as "The Ethnic Friend," Liv "The Shocker Friend," Elise "The Eccentric Friend," and I don't remember any of the others cause I smoke too much weed and that's clearly why I'm a member of Team Sweet Life. So last night, 5 members of Team Sweet Life (myself, elise, fabs, lj, and liv) refused to be boring individuals cause that's just not cool. So LJ comes up with this brilliant idea of going to the beach at like 11:30pm at night, and at first the four of us were like "What?? LJ you crazy," but then we gave it a second thought and were like "hey thats not a bad idea, lets DO IT!!!!!!!" And then I was like omg guys we can pitch a fire!!! YEEEESSSS! Everyone shouted and cheered, for it was a fabulous idea! So we split up and went to our rooms to gather supplies for our excursion. All set to go with blankets, beverages, flash lights, cell phones, and wallets, Elise fetches the vehicle, while I gather the wood, and we'rrrrrrrreeeeeeeee OFF! So we head to Newport, RI to go to Newport Beach, so we're boppin' and hip hoppin' along to the sweet jams in the car, and it only takes us an hour to get there which was great for everyone! So we park, unload, and start exploring! We run down to the water and take a gander (P.S.~Freezing out!), then we see this wicked cool play ground so we play on that for a while, I jump off a swing, it's cool I fall down no biggie. We explore the very large building that I guess is suppose to be an aquarium?! LoL I don't really know if that's accurate, I believe it's 2 in the morning now. So we find this perverted statue and Liv takes a picture of Elise looking up the little girl's skirt and my head is in between the guy's crotch...sweeeeeeeeeeeet riiiiiiiiiiiiight!? So we head back to the camp sight and I start building the fire, which fails miserablely at first cause it was so damn windy and it just wouldn't light. Elise writes Team Sweet Life in the sand and we all stand by it in Super Hero position, cause ya know we are super heros. We create fun for everyone around us! Then we tried to spell the word Team and tried to take a picture, I don't know how well that worked out but we'll see, I was the "E," what a hard letter, I like had to balance and shit, it was crazy! We ran around a lot also, screamin and such, we were all just so gleeful in our randomness! So we decided the fire wasn't going to be lit on it's own so we head to a 7 Eleven that's close by to get one of those fire starters, and also to provide ourselves with delicious hot beverages and snacks, so we get a huge block of that fire starting stuff that only cost $2.94 which was amazing! We saw some quality peeps, crack whores, hookers and such! So we head back and the fire starts beautifully with the life saving fire starter log, whatever the hell they are called, and we sit closely in a circle, bundled up with blankets and just chill (P.S.~No alcohol or weed involved). Team Sweet Life knows how to have a good time whether mind altering substances are present or not! We we're just singing, chillin', havin some Chex, and this car is driving towards us like not stopping, so we're like sweet that's probably the Law. And yes it was a police officer, but he was probably the most chill police officer I have ever come across. He was like "Yeah so if you guys want to stay here for a little while longer that's totally fine, but all night is kind of a problem." And we were like "Oh yeah, thanks so much, totally sick, we'll be outta here in like a half an hour or so, have a good night." And he was like "Yeah you guys do the same." We like wanted him to join us he was so chill. So I just throw everything we have in the fire and it gets to it's prime, cause I'm amazing, cause we only had a half an hour left anyway. So after a short while we depart from our beloved Newport Beach that treated us so well, and are on our way back to Wheaton but not before we discover this kick ass playground and pull a U-turn and pull into the gravel parking lot at like 4am in the morning! Then what we thought to be a sketch car pulls in, so we're like "Omg omg omg, go go GOOOO! So Elise shifts it into drive and her tires skid up dirt, and thennnnnnnnnnn we see the flashing blue lights! Two run ins with the law ladiez and gentz! So we tell the officer we just came from the beach and we got a little lost, and that we can't find our way back to the highway. And he was like "You were at the beach...it's November?" And we were like "Yeah we were!" And Elise was like "Look I even have this blanket." Which I'm sure helped convince him more. So basically he asks us a lot of retarded, meaningless questions and wastes Team Sweet Life's precious time. He checks Elise's license and registration, tells us where to go and we're back on our way. These two officers of law enforcement apparently did not catch the memo that laws do not apply to Team Sweet Life and that we are ABOVE the law at all times! So we arrive back on campus at like 4:55am, and we're all in bed by 5:15am! We got up at like 12pm today (I call into work being like fuck that), and we are totally ready to do it all over again! TEAM SWEET LIFE UNITE! I feel sorry for the poor souls who missed such a successful and miraculous excursion! HA! Team Sweet Life wins always! Current Mood: happy Current Music: Joy to the World (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
2:24 pm	HALL-OOO-WEEEEEN :-D Holy Christ halloween is approaching as I type, this amazing holiday creeped up on me this year! Usually I have a really good idea, and all my supplies and things in hand by like October 1st. This year I like totally failed! The halloween dance is this friday and I just got all my stuff yesterday! My costume has the potential to be really good...Cat in the Hat anyone?! I think it's a really cool idea for last minute; nothing will top MJ last year, or the HULK the year before that though. I wish I could have thought of something as good as one of those, but I'll get over it. Maybe I'll win the costume dance randomly this year, instead of trying really hard last year and getting jack shit for an amazing costume that very few people got to appreciate. My other ideas for this year included, Mr. T..."I pity the fool", Taz, and Bob Marley, which are all pretty stellar choices, but I really liked the Cat in the Hat as a kid so I figured why not, take a crazy chance, & whyyyyyyyy not do a crazy dance (as Hillary Imahoe Duff would say). Halloween is the best holiday ever and needs to be embraced by all! It's probably my favorite holiday aside from christmas. I mean seriously, lots of candy and running around in the dark causing mischief! What more could you ask for! I finally get to enjoy this halloween weekend fully, because one, I don't have a concussion like freshman year, and two, I don't have to play in a rugby game that lasted for 3 hours and made my life a living hell like sophomore year. The Plan: Getting crunked friday night (the first Halloween that I will be wasted here at Wheaton...this should be good)! Pitchin' a fire saturday night, getting ridiculously high, and telling scary stories! And sunday, carving pumpkins...seriously my life is complete! It's going to be a great Halloween! Join me friends in the celebration! And if not...then obviously you are extremely uncool and need to be shown the way. HA! Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Monster Mash (Comment on this)
Sunday, October 9th, 2005
5:37 pm	OOOOOOHHHHH GGGGG-TTTOOWWWWNNNN UUUHHHHHHH! FIRST night back in G-town & Helen breaks! The effin slide broke! Crushed we were! So we rolled a mango FATTIE, which is about 4 bowls worth, no biggie. And me just arriving home like half an hour before the session. LoL I had a rugby game, took a 10 minute shower, packed up my car & peaced out, drove 3 hours in the rain with a hurt head, arrived at my house at 9pm, grabbed a quick bit to eat, and then I was at Josh's by 9:30pm; needless to say after smokin that FATTIE I was done. We fishbowled the runner, Josh knocked the mango FATTIE out of my hand, it was still burning and we couldn't find it for like 2 minutes, what a WASTE! It was probably the saddest thing that's ever happened to me, I salvaged it after about 10 hours! UH! I hate when difficult shit happens when I'm high! So after the rescue of the mango fattie, then I was like Josh what stage are you on right now, and he was like "Omg India we went from like 0 to 60!" (Mind you, there are only 5 stages of being high!) LOL! So whatever number 60 is, I guess we were that last night! I feel like stage 60 is probably around the same stage of where the BIGGEST JOKES EVER are placed! Classic! So from 0 to 60 is our new lingo now! If you want new lingo, leave it to me and Josh to deliver! Then after the sesh we settled down, grabbed some food, & watched some Mind of Mencia and Dave Chappelle. Life really can't get any better once you've reached that point of the night. Now that's mah motha fuckin' PROOOOOZAC! Always a guess to what happens in G-TOWN! UH HUH THAT'S MAH SHIT! Cause that's how we roll...all nigtah fightah style! Peace...HOLLA if ya know what's good!(P.S.~Just a lil factoid for ya...I'm probably still high from last night, not gonna lie...and the time is now 6pm & I'm probably getting ready to go do it again!)(P.S.S.~Tune in next week for new adventures that contribute to the BIG JOKE that is my life.) Current Mood: SO FREAKIN' CHIPPER! :-D Current Music: Holla Back Girl~Gwen Steffani (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
4:37 pm	SOLID! Wow I haven't written in this thing F-O-R-E-V-E-R!!!!!!!!!!1 Not much to say...this year has started off great! Good friends...good weed...what the hell else do I need! RIGHT!? RIGHT!? We've had some pretty good times already including: The exploration of Wheaton's nooks & crannies...the chapel being the coolest thing discovered yet, we're not done, don't worry! The trip to Kait's cape house...DJ, DDDDDDDDDDDD-J, "come on," "yeah," and that pretty much sums up that weekend. Salts weekend b-day celebration=Olive Garden, funneling, Patty's place, Panera Bread, more funneling! Introducing the troops to Helen Keller! Smoking everyday the first two weeks of school...winners, yes we know! Introducing the school pals to the amazing card game Phase 10! Coming up with code names for smoking like "Story time." Uhhhhhhhh yeah and thats' pretty much all my brain is allowing me to remember right now! PEACE FOOLZ! P.S~New favorite song, the new one Black Eyed Peas just came out with..."Whatcha gon' do with all that junk, all that junk insaide that trunk!"~YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS best song ever! Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: My Hump~Black Eyed Peas~ (Comment on this)
Friday, August 26th, 2005
12:55 am	RIDICULOUS! Ya know how some people just have one of those nights that makes them never ever want to drink again for pretty much the remanding years of their lives...OR IS THAT JUST ME! Listen up people cause boy does this sista have a story for you! After a long hard day at work, it was my last day at Wilsons Leather Freeport, so the work crew takes me out for a little farewell dinner. They took me to a place called the Seadog, haha trust me it's nicer than it sounds. So we're having a barrel of laughs, everyone's having a good time, Melissa gives me this party hat to put on, and it looks like a b-day hat. So this guy comes over and asks if it's my b-day, and I was like no it's a farewell party, and he was like "Aww sad, where are you off to?" And I was like "Oh just back to college." So he was like well I thought it was your b-day and I was going to wish you a happy b-day and give you a hug. Mind you all, this guy was mucho attractive...so I was like "Ummmm you can give me a hug regardless!" So we embrace & we bid e/o adieu. No one has any idea who this guy is, and he doesn't even work at the bar, just some random attractive guy. About a half an hour later we see he's dancing over by the bar and Sandra was like "India take this dollar, put it in your cleavage and go back it up on him!" So everyone's like "Yeah do it, do it!"...you know me sober or not I'm probably gonna do it. So I go over, start dancing with him, and then we just go at it, start grinding and shit (P.S. this is not a dancing type of bar), everyone's watching and cheering us on, probably the hottest dance number this place has ever seen. Then he puts his face in between my boobs and pulls the dollar out with his teeth...now that was HOTT! He was like "You're a bad girl" and I was like "You're only encouraging it." So right before we leave he gives me a hug, kisses my hand, and then slaps my ass! And he was like "It's really too bad you're leaving to go back to school." ALL RIGHT...HERE'S WHERE THE NIGHT GETS REAL ROWDY/BLURRY! I'm coming back from my "farewell party" and Josh calls & tells me to come over to Jeff Fairfield's, he's having a huge party. So I go over, get there about 11pm...throughout the night I guzzled down 3 types of wine, I believe there was a blush, a red, and a chardonnay. So I'm fucked! Everyone I know is at this party, it was like the class of 2003 fucking reunion! HA! Word of mouth says Alex knocked my glass out of my hand and on to the floor in which it shatters everywhere and I like gash open my finger and now am bleeding everywhere (Hypotitis please!)! I almost swallowed a piece of glass but Danielle spotted it on my lip before ingestion. I jumped into the pool numerous times b/c I split red wine on my favorite skirt and shirt and needed to get the stain out! I was dared by Alex to kiss every guy there, and so I complied to that request, DON'T WORRY! I don't even know who drove me home, I got home around 2am maybe, my grandmother found me asleep on the toliet, she wakes my mom up and now I'm on the floor with my head in the toilet & my underwear wrapped around my ankles. She apparently asked me "India are you drunk?" and I was like "Yeeeeeaaahhhh" (jesus did she even have to ask!?) mind u I don't remember any of this. Apparently I passed out for an hour and then threw up for an hour, I didn't get to bed until 4am when I got home at 2am! Annnnnddddddddd I woke up naked, I stopped puking around 5pm this evening and my slurred speech is finally fading. My cousin had to drive me to work so I could pick up my check! I was the only one dancing at the party, but thats nothing new! Biggest joke ever...maybe even bigger than Abigial Knight! I also loved how my mom asked me if she needed to take me to a "DETOX CLINIC"...I was like ummmmmmmmm mom absolutely not and inappropiate to the max! Well b/c of that night, now I probably can never touch, look, or smell wine ever again. Little do I know I was probably like a milogram away from alcohol posioning! I also thought I lost my cell phone which is why I went into the freaking pool like 100 times! I've never felt so damn horrible in my entire life, my body actually ached when I like arose from the dead this morning. It was a fucking great night though...haha and I sure as hell paid for every last minute of it! Current Mood: exhausted (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
12:08 am	Summer '05 Ya know what the best feeling is? Being released from something that has been holding you back for so long. As hard as this summer was, I had a damn good time. This has been a great fucking summer and I'm sad that it's coming to an end, but I'm also so fucking excited for school to start. A lot of great things happened this summer; I was retarded about 70% of the time this summer, Helen Keller was purchased, I made a lot of awesome new friends, several random trips to Mass, a GB was manufactured, An INCREDIBLE HULK t-shirt was purchased, my newly named lung "Nemo"..."You have a lucky lung!"~Joshy, losing the v card (and we'll just say that was something that happened over the summer, not something great), being HIGH & getting lost all day in Boston, having one arm being darker than the other, Hooray for IPODs thats all I have to say, fourwheeling, off roading in the RUNNER, dancing on the Wisscasset pier under the 4th of July fireworks, the hobbit land experience, the lobster bake, Blue Collar Comedy & Dave Chappelle...& that my friends was just a taste of India's Summer '05. Now we embark on the fall! Let the games begin! HA! Current Mood: high Current Music: Cause I Got High (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 18th, 2005
7:51 pm	THE HOTTEST! If I was a guy I totally would have had a boner last night w/all the HOTT fucking dancing we did! Omg I mean seriously, I was a hott piece of ass last night and anyone that wasn't dancing with me was a FOOL not to be! It was me, Beth, Josh and then his friend Kate from school, they were all drunk, and I was DD! Being DD is my favorite...NO! So I just got really really high, we smoked out of Helen, but she felt for me having to be DD so she granted me my sight, praise effin' jesus! UM yeah but there were STILL complications! There was fucking night construction, and the road became one lane for like 3 or 4 miles! It was so harrrrdddddd, cause the road was stripped so my car was like sliding between the stripped road and the break down lane, and then Josh and Kate were like screaming for me to hit one of the cones, so I'm like WTF at this point! AND there were PO-POs EVERYWHERE, which is always nice when your SUPER high and you have 3 crazy beligerent drunk people in your car w/weed and beer! So we get there, and lets not even talk about how I took a turn down the opposite way the road was going! W-W-W-WHOOPS you might say! So we get there and we all go to the bathroom first, and we make friends with all these girls from England, they were all sooooooo nice! So we made FRIENDS before hitting the dance floor, which is always super radtastic! And then the dancing began, we were all just doing our thang, we were loving it, and everyone else was sure loving it! Omg then I danced with this hott gay guy named Johnathan supposedly Justin's new boyfriend. I always have to go back to the gay ones, they are the only ones that can keep up with me! And then I danced with two other hott guys, one like grabbed my hand and spun me around to him, he was latino, and I was like awwwwwhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiitttttttttt...we gotta PAPI ALERT! Then this other guy was just scruffy and had rippling pectorals, and you all know the pecs get me so you know I had to have a taste of that! I was so hott even girls started to dance with me ;-) Hey if guys and girls alike wanna piece of this on the dance floor who am I to deprive them of a lil taste! Everyone was just so hott, it was a big dancing orgy is what it was, and I was loving it as well as everyone else ;-)I fucking like threw out my back, it hurt so bad when I woke up this morning! But that's fine cause it would have been a crime if I hadn't of worked my shit. It's the price I have to pay for being so damn hott all the time! Dancing is a way of life bitches, and if you ever see me on the dance floor I will surely show you the way and take you for a damn ride! PEACE & I'M OUT! (P.S.~The new hott jam out now = We Be Burnin' by Sean Paul...feel obligated to download it and listen to it immediately & be dazzled by the booooodacious beat!) Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: We Be Burnin'~Sean Paul (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 14th, 2005
11:29 pm	BOGUS TO THE FREAKIN' MAX! Allow me to share w/you the hideousness of this evening: Suppose to be visiting in NH after the Mass visit, couldn't get in touch w/the roommate (assuming they called her into work since she informed me she was on call today). So being the smart chap that I am head to Downtown Portsmouth, knowing only the name of the store she works at, MacroPolo. By the hand of God India finds the work place! BUT! She has to park 8 million miles away & has to run in the rain in a skirt & flip flops to only find out that THIS MacroPolo isn't the one she works at! India now borderline hypothermic, don't worry! Then this guy that was parked next to me hits my car w/his fucking door! I was like "UMMM SIR!" Then I go back to Exeter & get stuck in like 5 miles of traffic aka 5 hours of traffic. By this time I was fed up & drove home to Maine in which it poured the entire way w/zero visibility & hydroplaning like whoa...how & why I am still living? You're guess is as good as mine people. I wasn't even like pissed at all either lol, everything was just so god damn ridiculous how could I get mad. THE MONSTROSITY of this evening was VERY UNFORTUNATE & perhaps should never be spoken of again, thank you, that is all, goodbye forever. (P.S.~Im very surprised w/the venomness luck of the evening that a limb or something of mine was not lost, I guess I might consider myself lucky...HA!). (P.S.S.~The song of this journal entry shall be "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton b/c it was the only thing thus far to make me feel better this evening b/c it made me think of the movie White Chicks, which I'm watching now). (P.S.S.SSSSSSSSSSSSS~And the worst part of it all, I wasn't freakin' STONED through any of it...it probably would have made the strenuous ordeal a little less painful! So with that said I smoke, b/c it has been a DAY since, a DAY TOO LONG it was, so that obviously means it's time). PEACE & I'M OUT BITCHES! Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: A Thousand Miles~Vanessa Carlton (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 11th, 2005
6:14 pm	Retarded 70% of the time you see me! LIKE NOW! Lets see...about 70% of summer '05 I have been fucked up, & I can't remember what I did w/the other 30%! Alcoholic/druggie, a no no no, lush/stoner a yes yes yes :-P Such is my life...ENVY ME IF YOU MUST! I welcome bad looks and mumbled angry statements of jealousy! :::SIGH:::Orange weed:::SIGH:::HERB OF THE GODS! My life has gotten instantly better since orange weed has been introduced to it. Current Mood: high Current Music: LOUD & CLEAR JERSEY'S HERE! (Comment on this)
Friday, August 5th, 2005
10:45 am	These boots are mad for walking :-) Holy Christ I didn't realize what a HOT ITEM Jessica Simpson was until I saw her new video! DDDDAAAAMMMMNNNNNN! Those boots can walk all over me anyday Jess! Both Nick and Jess are lucky to have each other, god they're both just so fucking GORGEOUS! Probably the hottest couple now that Brad and Jen split. Neither Brad and Jen gained points from me for who they are "with" now...Brad w/Angelina and Jen with that Vince character who I just realized was in Jurassic Park II The Lost World as I was watching it the other day. I always secretly liked Jess, I just never openly admitted it. People say she's stupid, but I also don't see these so called haters who drank there Jess Simpson haterade with the one gorgeous Nick and making a shit load of money w/their beautiful voice and a hott ass body. So you go head Jess, keep thinking buffalo wings are made out of buffalo, keep making yo ass money, cause you know that YO ASS helps with that steady flow of income! HA! YOU GO GIRL! Current Mood: happy Current Music: Boots~Jessica Simpson (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
7:22 pm	An alien movie w/poor directing & a crap ending! I've been hearing a lot of ranting and raving about War of the Worlds...& ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY! Yeah I was excited to see it, all wide eye with glee! Little did I know I was going to have a seizure due to Dakota's screaming throughout the entire movie and walk out with a headache because of Tom Cruise's poor performance! TOM! WHAT HAPPENED! I love you, but I was so disappointed, but this also could be because of the poor character they chose for him to play. WHAT a dead beat dad indeed! Yes the movie kept me in tune, but who could catch a snooze w/Dakotas screaming, anxious, and very demanding character. And how did she get around the entire movie...OH! that's right Tom fucking carried her throughout the entire movie. And his son in the movie, christ don't even get me started! When they were at the front fighting the aliens and the son was like "I need to see this I need to see this!" What in the christ did he need to see! People getting vaporized or grinded up and then sprayed back out (which is exactly what was happening)...rush me to the front of the line PLEASE! And then he was like "Let me go Dad just let me go!" I would have been like "Peace out you stoooopid child, enjoy your swift and unmerciful death!" HA! but don't worry the son winds up surviving at the end somehow when like no other human survived on that battle field. And thennnnnn the ending, they all instantly died because of...BACTERIA! Yeah you can back that shit up but seriously what happened to the ol' Independance Day endings! When a one Will Smith and a one Jeff Goldbloom fly an alien air craft into the mother ship, fire a nuclear bomb right in the alien's FACE and escape before it blows up! NOW THAT'S A MOVIE AND THERE'S YOUR FRIKIN ENDING LADIEZ AND GENTZ! And at least no one was screaming for the entire duration of the movie, everyone was getting around by themselves and not being carried everywhere, there were no sons running off into the abiss of human extermination, and there was none of this they died because of bacteria and that is the end ENDINGS! All I have to say is...Steven Speilberg...WTF MATE! Current Mood: nostalgic (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
2:47 pm	HELEN KELLER! BREAKING NEWS folks Josh and India finally named their bong! YAAAAAYYYY! Ok so don't worry there's a story behind it! So ya know doing what we do best...Josh and I were smoking orange weed out of the bong on my back porch. There were two rounds, and we were shot gunning everyone so pretty much anything that was going in was smoke lol. I don't know actually how we are still living since we were getting like .2% oxygen into our bodies, WHOOPS! Soooooooo on the second round Josh is seriously convinced that he lost his sight, and then I was seriously convinced that I lost my hearing. And at this time we were shouting out names for the bong, which were all sub-par until Josh was like "omg lets call it the HELEN KELLER!" and I was like "omg THE KELLER for short!" LoL b/c that night that bong definitely made us feel like Helen Keller if you put our claimed loss of senses together! FREE CHEERS FOR "THE KELLER!" That night pretty much describes or sums up the WHOLE of my summer, I wish that shit had been video taped, or someone else had witnessed that shit! I believe people should be given Emmy awards for best HIGH performance...yeah me and Josh would have definitely received one for that night! Except for we were sooooooo passed the first stage of grass, which is being HIGH, don't worry we were at the fifth which is FUCKED! Oh man SUMMER OF '05! ROCK ON BITCHES! Current Mood: chipper Current Music: IF YA GOTTA 100 DOLLA BILL PUT YO HANDS UP! (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 24th, 2005
12:42 am	:::Whatever::: Ya know what pisses me off? When I'm going through all my damn shit, trying my fucking hardest to get better, trying to stay positive, and still trying my best to ya know be there for people when they need me. And then people just do or say some shit that makes you feel like a piece of trash and even worse than you already do. I've come to terms with the fact that some people are just never going to fucking get it and I really need to stop wasting my time trying while I have my own shit to deal with. For the first time in my life I'm going to put me first. I can't believe I'm already to go back to school again. Back to where things feel real and there's no bullshit and everyone's just straight up. Where friends take care of friends...like in Elise's profile..."Friends hold hands"...hahaha ;-) LOL I can kinda see that as a slogan Wheaton can use..."Here at WHEATON friends hold hands," I'm sure that would reel in the applicants! HA! Current Mood: blah (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 17th, 2005
12:37 am	LOBSTER BAKE! Wow today was the best day ever! I haven't had that much fun in a while! Brittnee G had her lobster bake w/all of her super cool UNH friends! Friends & free food...come on people, ya can't really pass that shit up! Anyway I have new friends now! Love making new friends. Dan is super hot and has that scruffy look going on that I absolutely love! Andy I just love, and is just so funny and nice, we instantly became best friends upon introduction! And yeah he's probably the only one I would consider letting into the fashion police roll, what can I say the boy knows what's up! And Katie is super nice and laughs at everything I do and say, love those kind of people! Well while eating lobster, don't worry I was prepared for the occasion I was in all pink and had my new kicks on, which were super white w/pink satin laces........so yeah I needed a full body bib pronto! We took pics don't worry. Um yeah I forgot lobsters had a lot of green shit in them when you cracked them open, it looked like guaquamoli (god knows if I spelled that right) so I pretended it was that so I could actually go on eating my lobster. Damn that shit is a process! Then after we feasted upon our crusteceans! VOLLEYBALL TIME! Um yeah my sisters were falling out of my shirt everywhere, I told everyone not to be offended and that they just want to be free all the time. Unfortunately I had to put their living free on hold since I couldn't play to my fullest potential when they're all over the place. I have some pretty sweet moves in volleyball...like taking my own team mates out, close lining my self, getting hit in the head w/the ball (concussion number??? who knows!)ect. Then we went to the Old Hallowell Day fireworks which were absolutely superb this year...I was so surprised and very impressed. It was so cool I felt like Dan, Andy, & Katie were just instantly part of our crew, like we had grown up together, they fit in so well with all of us crazies! I love making new friends, the process is like my fav! I just love getting to know people & I know people love to get to know me! Then we went back to britt's and stuffed our faces w/delicious treats, kool aid, and carbonated beverages. Then we had a lot of friendly banter and laughter, and then we all instantly crashed from all the sugar we ate and passed out....the end! LoL good times good rhymes! Aw man we didn't get to have our make out session! Damn it! Current Mood: happy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 1st, 2005
12:16 am	Who knew... I'm finally on my way...... Current Mood: loved Current Music: Scars (Comment on this)